Gifts for the Obsessed Dog Owner

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Alright. I know that you think that’s happening here, but this actually is not a holiday gift guide. This is, actually, a gift guide for my sweet Maxine’s 6th birthday, January 5th. She is the light of my life. She is my soulmate. She is my twin flame.

Maxi is also… truly insane. She’s afraid of spoons, anybody shorter than 5’6” (if you haven’t figured this out yet, my husband and I are giants), and anything with a heartbeat. She enjoys eating paper, sitting up like a meerkat, and wearing sweater vests at all time. I spent my youth making fun of people tiny dogs and LOOK AT ME NOW.

I’m about two weeks out and planning all sorts of elaborate celebrations. I have found some cute ass shit, guys. So cute, in fact, that I felt the need to share it with you. Is it too extra to hire a photographer to document her special day? Don’t answer that.

I should add that all of these gifts would be entirely appropriate for a cat, a goat, a micro-pig, whatever. Love is love.

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If you are as obsessed with your doggo as I am, you need these 14 things ASAP:

  1. A custom portrait that will capture your sweet precious angel perpetually looking for snacks.

  2. Personalized treats for the good-est doggo of all time.

  3. Socks with your dog’s face on them so you are literally never apart.

  4. A tiny stuffed animal of your doggo for double the snuggles.

  5. A magical camera that will let you talk to your doggo while you’re away and then GIVE THEM TREATS.

  6. The sweetest customized Christmas ornament. You could just buy hundreds and cover your entire tree with them!

  7. BEST FRIEND DOGGO AND HUMAN CHARMS.

  8. A custom pet cross stitch portrait. You need it.

  9. Cookies for your doggo that LITERALLY HAVE THEIR NAME WRITTEN ON THEM.

  10. A v fancy watercolor of your flooferton.

  11. This stylin’ dog bowl that you can customize for your BFF.

  12. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE BANDANA WITH YOUR DOG’S NAME ON IT I LITERALLY CANNOT.

  13. A v fancy bowl for all of your doggo’s fine dining.

  14. And finally, the most Instagram-worthy doggo portrait of all time.

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